Excerpt from "Under the Chop-Cup" by Marshall Philyaw
...describing a very strange TV reality show entitled: “The Conveyor Belt Of Love.”
First of all, presenting a “magic trick” to introduce one’s personal character as prelude to a possible involvement with someone was, in the eyes of these ladies, to immediately invite deception into a relationship. Second of all, it would mean using precious minutes (during which personality is being judged) to hide behind a pre-arranged “bit” as a sort of scripted mask. Thirdly, in order to present magic, one must in most cases assume an attitude of superiority over a person or group. And this, in every case I saw on that show, magic or otherwise, was for some reason a complete turn off for the ladies. And so it came to pass that the minute it became obvious a contestant was going to do magic, all the “not interested” signs went up almost simultaneously.
Most magic, as we know it, is not really designed to turn single ladies on, but to entertain groups of mixed individuals in a festive atmosphere. So, for you guys on the make, there could be something of a lesson in all of this. Namely, that one cannot expect much of a romantic return from the sultry blonde you have just met by sliding a huge die around in a box and asking her to guess which side it is on. But you might indeed save the evening if you don’t take yourself too seriously, and it certainly helps a lot if she thinks you’re cute while you are doing it.